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Reading Time: < 1 minuteA Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying “Hey babe you wanna come over and make love. Girlfriend texts back “Duh!” So the girl goes over her Boyfriends house,… Read more: A boyfriend texts his Girlfriend

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThere was a father who called his 5 small children together. As the sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in… Read more: Father ask who always obeys mommy

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down,… Read more: A man bought a new Mercedes

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best… Read more: A prisoner receives a letter from his wife

Reading Time: < 1 minuteTwo factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?”… Read more: Two factory workers are talking

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has… Read more: A lawyer runs a stop sign

Reading Time: < 1 minuteReaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary… Read more: Reaching the end of a job interview

Reading Time: < 1 minuteTwo guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men.… Read more: Two guys are walking through a game park

Reading Time: < 1 minuteLate one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around… Read more: A burglar broke into a house

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells… Read more: They have just lost their bull

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to lovemaking. The code is: “Making a call.”… Read more: A man and his wife agreed on a code

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a untouched girl and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay,… Read more: A bride tells her husband

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She… Read more: Attractive blond female neighbor

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA little lizard is walking through the Australian bush when a voice calls “Hey lizard” The lizard looks up and perched in the tree is a koala… Read more: A Lizard Is Walking Through The Bush

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just… Read more: A Man Walked Out To The Street

Reading Time: 2 minutesThe old farmer joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take… Read more: The Old Farmer Joe Was Hit By A Truck

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA 5-year-old son Little Johnny after reading the story of a king. Johnny: Mom, I also want 3 wives. one will cook, one will sing, and one… Read more: A 5 Year Old Boy Reading Story Of A King

Reading Time: < 1 minuteSenior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his… Read more: Senior Drivers No Longer Need License

Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohn walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on… Read more: John Watching the tv

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor… Read more: A boy is selling fish

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man is sitting in a new sports car when a little girl pulls up beside him on her new bicycle she just received for Christmas. She… Read more: A man is sitting in a new sports car

Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut… Read more: An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter

Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much… Read more: An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says:… Read more: A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill

Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohnny fell In love, so he asked his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son. Who is… Read more: Johnny fell In love

Reading Time: < 1 minuteTom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth… Read more: Tom Went Fishing This Morning

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice… Read more: A Judge Was Interviewing A Woman

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. ” I need to inspect your farm for… Read more: A Police Officer In Grafton Stops At A Local Farm

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head,… Read more: A Husband And Wife Are Sitting

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, good… Read more: A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mother

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why… Read more: A Man Working In An IT Company Became Sick

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig. The pig farmer put… Read more: A Man Went To Buy A Pig

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: ‘A… Read more: A Student And A Teacher Are Arguing

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in… Read more: Newlywed Wife Said To Her Husband

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, The pig suggested… Read more: A pig and a chicken

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThis old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100,… Read more: An Old Lady Handed Her Bank Card

Reading Time: < 1 minuteAt a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still… Read more: An older lady fill up her car

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThere was an old man who was known for his wisdom. One day, a young man approached him and asked, “Sir, what is the secret to a… Read more: An Old Man Who Was Known For His Wisdom

Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette… Read more: An Old Man Was Eating At A Truck Stop

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to… Read more: A boy enters a barber shop

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA wonderful night of love making, The young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk… Read more: A wonderful night of love making

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThis little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It… Read more: An old lady goes to the doctor

Reading Time: < 1 minuteA man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he… Read more: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant